What if Hagrid hadn't warned Harry off of Slytherin? What if he hadn't met Draco Malfoy in Madam Malkin's? What if he was sorted into the house of snakes? This will (theoretically) be centered around the Slytherin gang (+Harry of course) and their school years 1-8. I'll try and post every Monday, see how that works out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Also posted on Ao3 under the same user. Beta read by @im_so_tired tysm!