"I know the perfect way to escape this deal," she said with a grin. "And what is it?" he asked. "Just tell them that you are gay," she suggested as if it were the most obvious solution. "Why not tell them that you are a lesbian?" he responded in a similar tone. ~~~ Meet Meghana Motiyani, the inspiration behind sarcasm itself. Scarsm has a name, and it's Meghana. ~~~ Introducing Devansh Singhania, the master of weaving sarcasm into a tapestry of eloquence. ~~~ Oh, come on, dig in; it's worth it.