What's up, dudes? This is basically exactly what the title suggests -- a bunch of the random Hetalia one-shots that I've written. Some of them will literally just be massive jokes, others will be more serious, and some will fall somewhere in between. Either way, this is just for funsies -- to get the wiggles out. Fair warning, though: I am a sucker for [a healthy representation of] RusAme, so a decent amount of these stories will include the ship. If you don't like the ship, just proceed with caution, I guess? This is also posted on AO3 under the same name.