Hazel Wilcher had just the door slammed in her face, one last time. But, let's be realistic, she's the main character, it's her story. No one with as much spite and potential would die in a school shooting, much less at St. Anne Marie's Preparatory School. After all, when a door closes, you open a window. Who knew this applied to the universe as well? Hazel sure didn't, neither did anyone else. Although she'd always been special, thinking out of the box.... Well, it doesn't matter. Now the Universal Organization is sealing off all exits, leaving her stuck. Too bad she picked at random. Hopefully living as Renald Carter will be less chaotic.