The Dragon felt that of all the types of music in the history of the world, the one that produced the worst sounds, had the least harmony, and generally was the most obnoxious, annoying, peevish, irritating, unsettling, and off-putting was, without a doubt, unquestionably, unarguably, unalterably, unchangingly, was that terrible so-called art form known as, by its most commonly used name (although some of its most vehement naysayers preferred to refer to it by a different name, which had absolutely no historical foundation, or intellectual basis), by the public and critics alike, as country music, also known as, the harmonious melody of the rural people, which generally go under the name of farmers, laborers, agrarians, planters, harvesters, colloquially referred to as red-necks, due to their liberal exposure to the burning heat of the sun. The dragon felt this feeling with much felt feelings.
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