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Random Tolkien Stuff
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Ruffruff18
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Ruffruff18
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Apr 09, 2015
^^ THE TITLE ^^
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Table of contents
Part 1 - Gandalf the Pink
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 2 - Creepy Gollum
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 3 - You shall not pass
Fri, Apr 10, 2015
Part 4 - Evil Leggy
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 5 - Father Son
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 6 - Justin Beaver is no man...
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 7 - Maths
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 8 - Gollum...Pretty?
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 9 - Twilight... Not a real book
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 10 - Wot
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 11 - Some People...
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 12 - Aragorn
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 13 - The Lord of the Dancey Dance
Thu, Apr 9, 2015
Part 14 - Another Aragorn Pic
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 15 - The Horn 1
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 16 - The Horn 2
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 17 - The Horn 3
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 18 - The Horn 4
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 19 - The Horn 5
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 20 - The Horn 6
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 21 - The Horn 7
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 23 - The Horn 8
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 23 - The Horn 9
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 24 - Shadowfax
Sun, Apr 12, 2015
Part 25 - I have no memory of this place
Mon, Apr 13, 2015
Part 26 - Kaltene Bars...
Mon, Apr 13, 2015
Part 27 - Daenerys is awesome!
Tue, Apr 14, 2015
Part 28 - Legolas x Stick 1
Tue, Apr 14, 2015
Part 28 - Legolas x Stick 2
Tue, Apr 14, 2015
Part 30 - Legolas x Stick 3
Tue, Apr 14, 2015
Part 31 - Legolas x Stick 4
Tue, Apr 14, 2015
Part 32 - Nooooo!
Wed, Apr 15, 2015
Part 33 - Gandalf and his #
Wed, Apr 15, 2015
Part 34 - One does not simply walk into Mordor...
Wed, Apr 15, 2015
Part 35 - One does not simply...
Wed, Apr 15, 2015
Part 36 - Pssssh!
Wed, Apr 15, 2015
Part 37 - This just ruined my mind...
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 38 - The Lord of the Wings
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 39 - Why you no die?
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 40 - Algebra
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 41 - Puppy version of Aragorn
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 42 - Yolo Swaggins
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 43 - Trolling Saruman
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 44 - Made in China
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 45 - I look awesome
Thu, Apr 16, 2015
Part 46 - Freddo Baggins
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Part 47 - Two and a Half Men
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Part 48 - Depressing...
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Part 49 - At Dawn we Ride!
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Part 50 - Dude
Sat, Apr 18, 2015
Part 51 - Trixy Hobbitses
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 52 - Alternate Ending 1
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 53 - Alternate Ending 2
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 54 - Alternate Ending 3
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 55 - Alternate Ending 4
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 56 - Alternate Ending 5
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 57 - Alternate Ending 6
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 58 - Alternate Ending 7
Sun, Apr 19, 2015
Part 59 - The Stoner Period
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 60 - LOTR IS AWESOME!!!
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 61 - Weather Forecast
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 62 - Yup
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 63 - Glorfindel
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 64 - Tom Bombadil
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 65 - Nazgûl
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 66 - Gollum wins an Award
Mon, Apr 20, 2015
Part 67 - They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Part 68 - Orlando Bloom sings "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!"
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Part doesn't want to write the number - Edward Gollum
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Part 70 - And another Mean Girls one...
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Part 70 - Babysitting
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Part 72 - Doesn't know what to call this
Fri, Apr 24, 2015
Part 73 - Penranduil & Penrond
Sat, May 2, 2015
Part 74 - MY DREAM BIRTHDAY CAKE
Sat, May 2, 2015
Part 75 - DX
Sat, May 2, 2015
Part 76 - Fly you fools!
Tue, May 5, 2015
Part 77 - If LOTR characters were musical imstruments
Tue, May 5, 2015
Part 78 - Peter the Pink
Fri, May 8, 2015
Part 79 - Mouth of Sauron
Sat, May 16, 2015
Part 80 - Lord of the Cats
Tue, Jun 2, 2015
Part 81- I See Fire
Tue, Jun 2, 2015
Part 82 - The Last Goodbye
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Part 83 - Song of the Lonely Mountain
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Part 84 - Far over the Misty Mountains Cold
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Part 85 - May It Be
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Part 86 - Gollum: Draw my Life
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Part 87 - Gollum sings Let It Go
Fri, Jun 5, 2015
Part 88 - Gollum sings I Knew You Were Trouble
Sat, Jun 6, 2015
Part 89 - Gollum sings I Dreamed a Dream
Mon, Jun 8, 2015
Part 90 - Gollum sings A Precious that we used to know
Tue, Jun 9, 2015
Part 91 - Gollum sings Mad World
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 92 - Gollum sings Imagine
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 93 - Gollum sings In the Bleak Midwinter
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 94 - Born of Hope
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 95 - The Hunt for Gollum
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 96 - Bald Legolas
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 97 - Aragorn...or is it Aragog
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 98 - ...or is it Eragon
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 99 - Gollum Before-After
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 100 - Thranduil with Neon Green Hair
Sun, Jul 5, 2015
Part 101 - Mouth of Sauron sings the Ding Dong Song
Mon, Jul 6, 2015
Part 102 - Galadriel Cosplay
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Part 103 - Galadriel Cosplay
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Part 104 - Galadriel Cosplay
Sun, Jul 26, 2015
Part 105 - Kili and Tauriel GIF thing
Mon, Jul 27, 2015
Part 106 - Gollum Graffiti
Mon, Jul 27, 2015
Part 107 - Gollum and Smeagol
Mon, Jul 27, 2015
Part 108 - Every on-screen death in LotR
Mon, Jul 27, 2015
Part 109 - Gandafax and Shadowalf
Sun, Aug 2, 2015
Part 110 - LEGO Gollum sings Baby
Sat, Aug 8, 2015
Part 111 - Music of the Ainur
Sat, Aug 8, 2015
Part 112 - Sauron takes the "Ice-Bucket Challenge"
Sat, Aug 8, 2015
Part 113 - They have a cave toll
Sat, Aug 8, 2015
Part 114 - Legolas and his Llama
Mon, Aug 17, 2015
Part 115 - Gollum merchandise
Mon, Aug 17, 2015
Part 116 - Pizza
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Part 117 - HAPPY BDAY PERCY
Tue, Aug 18, 2015
Part 118 - LotR Chess Set
Tue, Sep 1, 2015
Part 119 - TAGGY THINGY
Fri, Sep 4, 2015
Part 120 - Aslan vs Legolas
Sat, Sep 5, 2015
Part 121 - The Lord of the Wands
Sat, Sep 5, 2015
Part 122 - Gollum with makeup
Sun, Sep 6, 2015
Part 123 - 15 things about me tag
Wed, Sep 9, 2015
Part 124 - Bush
Sat, Sep 12, 2015
Part 125 - The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug By the numbers Infographic
Sat, Sep 12, 2015
Part 126 - My Precious
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Part 127 - Pine Cones
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Part 128 - Gollum Swift
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Part 129 - What about a Catapult
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Part 130 - Target-dur
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Part 131 - Leggy's Ego
Sun, Sep 13, 2015
Part 132 - The Ringer Obsession Test
Mon, Sep 14, 2015
Part 133 - The Many Moods of Legolas
Mon, Sep 14, 2015
Part 134 - How well do you know me?
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
Part 135 - What is this
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
Part 136 - Mr Bean Aragorn
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
Part 137 - Creepy Thranduil thing
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
Part 138 - Another really creepy Thranduil thing
Thu, Sep 17, 2015
Part 139 - Smauglock Holmes
Mon, Sep 21, 2015
Part 140 - Paper Hobbit
Wed, Sep 23, 2015
Part 141 - The Poatota Challenge
Fri, Sep 25, 2015
Part 142 - Thranduil braiding Legolas's Hair
Mon, Sep 28, 2015
Part 143 - Squeal Cat meowing LOTR/Rohan Theme
Wed, Sep 30, 2015
Part 144 - Fabulous Hair Contest
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Part 145 - Greenleaf
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Part 146 - Mini Saruman
Sat, Oct 3, 2015
Part 147 - Legolas's Awesomeness
Sun, Oct 4, 2015
Part 148 - Pony Legolas
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Part 149 - LotR Re-enacted by Ponies
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Part 150 - Legolas Thingo
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Part 151 - The Hobbit Re-enacted by Cats (Trailer)
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Part 152 - Baby Gollum
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Part 153 - Legolas Straightening Hair
Mon, Oct 5, 2015
Part 154 - Sparkly Legolas
Tue, Oct 6, 2015
Part 155 - Sparkly Gandalf
Thu, Oct 8, 2015
Part 156 - Sparkly Saruman
Fri, Oct 9, 2015
Part 157 - The Two Toes
Fri, Oct 9, 2015
Part 158 - Azog Thing
Tue, Oct 13, 2015
Part 159 - Thranduil and Legolas in the Defence Force
Tue, Oct 13, 2015
Part 160 - SENPAI NOTICE ME
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
Part 161 - Celeborn Doll
Sat, Oct 17, 2015
Part 162 - Majestic Pony
Thu, Oct 22, 2015
Part 163 - The Poatota Challenge (again)
Thu, Oct 22, 2015
Part 164 - Frodeo Baggins
Thu, Dec 3, 2015
Part 165 - Happy Holidays
Thu, Dec 3, 2015
Part 167 - HAPPY LATE BDAY TO TOLKIEN
Tue, Jan 5, 2016
Part 168 - THIS IS REALLY RANDOM BUT OH WELL
Wed, Jan 6, 2016
Part 169 - Idek
Wed, Feb 3, 2016
Part 170 - Taggy thingy
Sat, Apr 16, 2016
Part 171 - Random Gollum thing
Sat, Mar 12, 2016
Part 172 - Elrond and Lindir
Thu, Mar 17, 2016
Part 173 - Taggy thing
Sat, Apr 16, 2016
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