While this piece may resemble a typical high school romance story where the unlikely girl gets the all star guy, it is also an inside joke between my friends and myself. Many references and jokes are riddled throughout the piece, and therefore some of the content may be lost to you. It is based off of my life in an alternate universe that we joke about happening but in all honesty probably never will. Long story short, I lost a bet and now I'm stuck writing this. These characters are based on actual people I know. So please, for the love of all things holy, if you know me personally then just go ahead and exit out of this story now. You may never look at me the same again if you don't. Whether you continue to make the decision to read onward is up to you from this point forward.