If you're looking for some story about a superhero or guy who gets tons of babes and lives a kick-ass life, I suggest you stop reading already. I'm just Kenny. Kenny who spends too long in the shower because he's singing, Kenny who wears the same jeans twice cause he's too lazy to do laundry, Kenny who has a giant crush on some lowlife. Man, life ain't no walk in the park. [ Characters are not mine, they belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker; the creators of South Park. Not all traits and story-parts are canon to the show. ] [ CRENNY fanfiction ; Vulgar language, possible drug triggers ] [ Cover photo taken/edited by me ]