Unisex reader-insert. Post-Avengers movie and pre-Iron Man 3. With your parents going away for a business trip, you have to be babysat. And guess who's the only one available? • • • "I--I'm supposed to be staying with him for two weeks?" She nodded. "With your Aunt Pepper as well." "But--" "No but's," your father said. "Maybe at the end of it all, you'll finally be a Stark." • • • Or dead. You could be dead. Let's see. [Expect slow updates.] [I do not own the photos, or the Marvel characters, or you. Cover photo by @Dreamerrific. My entry for TheWattys2015, because this'll be hella fun.]