The Real Joey Graceffa

CHAPTER 1: Oh Shane
I Want YOU
"Ring, ring"my phone was ringing at 7 in the morning it was Shane but when I reached to get my phone it stopped ringing. Shane was my best friend since 1st grade, but sometimes I just think that shane would not understand how I feel about him. Like that I have a poster of him in my room and I just stare at it while masterbating, I know it's wrong but...but it just makes me feel so good. One time I came so much on my wall it was all white, and creamy I just stood there while looking at his picture I wanted to show him my underwear but I didn't know what he would think of it. Then my phone ringed again.
"Hay wats up Shany Wany?" I said
"Nothin much I'm just about to come over to your place, is that ok?" Shane asked
"Yeah!!!"
"Cool I'll be over around 7:20"
I was so excited so I put on my best underwear, tanktop, and super skinny jeans with a chain hanging from it, I was ready for my date with the hottest YOUTUBER.