Percy's been having a suckish life, lately. First, he offends a goddess over practically nothing. Second, he gets turned into a girl (not anything he ever wants to experience again) and third, has to go on a quest for that stupid goddess. Not to mention his best friends falling in love with him. After turning back into a boy, Percy's hoping for some well-deserved rest and relaxation while juggling with the after-effects of being another gender (thanks, Aphrodite). Though he should have known better. The Fates aren't done with him yet, as his best friends chase after (and come ever closer) to solving the mystery of Perci, the entire camp changes - in more than just genders. Percy has to find out who changed the camp, why they changed the camp, and keep his friends from finding his secret, all at the same time. Can't a guy catch a break?