Very important facts about me 1. Frankie and Ashley are my best friends. 2. My hair sticks up in the morning 3. I have a yucky sister called Emily By Hank Zipzer Hank is writing his autobiography for Mr Rock (the best teacher ever) and has a crush on a cute girl called Zoe. Life is good . . . until Hank finds out that Zoe's is the cousin of his nemesis, McKelty.