What's it like to be a teenager? Dreadful. Well, for me anyways. Hi! My name is loner, fake, loser, friendless, freak, heartbroken, lonely, hurt, etc A.K.A. Valentina Simons. My totally American surname comes from my dad but don't be fooled, I'm Latina too. a very American Latina. Make sense? I'm not great at well... life in general. Struggling between the overwhelming stress of school, losing friends, family drama, heartbreak after heartbreak and just about every other teen problem you can think of. So, yeah, teen life is dreadful for an unfortunate 16-year-old like me.