Once upon a time, there lived probably the most gayest man alive, Reiner Braun. He is now in high school and is the master of puns and shitty jokes. But there was one thing his friends were confused about. Why did Reiner Braun have an obsession over his named bras and the beauty that is pink glitter!? That has left to be answered. Dedicated to @Armeow123 who was the main reason for Reiner's odd ways and the inspiration for this story to be written.