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youhadmeatquinoa
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phanniehahahalmaohehehesocool
phil
thisisnotasbadasirmrmberbutstill
whensheaphilgirl
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no
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phil
thisisnotasbadasirmrmberbutstill
whensheaphilgirl
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Sun, Feb 12, 2017
this is just shit
Sun, Feb 12, 2017
I am running out of ideas
Wed, Feb 15, 2017
hello
Sat, Mar 18, 2017
hello again
Mon, Mar 20, 2017
PRAY FOR LONDON
Thu, Mar 23, 2017
beep
Sun, Apr 2, 2017
Dan and Phil moved
Mon, May 1, 2017
WEDDING
Wed, May 10, 2017
the Phil song :)
Sat, Jul 15, 2017
henlo
Sat, Oct 7, 2017
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T DIE
Thu, Dec 28, 2017
oh my god i hate 13 yr old me wtf
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5 years
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