HillllariousPotatoes

@bobthemagicalpony and @Witworthy and @typoqueen4567 and @gebits are my friends! @eveinthenight is my sister! Look at them! (Insert the pigeon guy from storks pointing at their URLs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZhuHh3sdmc ) 

Status: We'll see. :)

I am a person. I used to say I was a potato who was microwaved too long and became sentient, but that was a lie. How would a potato even type? Sure, they have eyes, but fingers? pfft.

Anyways, this potato-- I mean we, I mean me, I mean I, like reading and--

Okay, here's the truth. I'm actually a french fry. Not one french fry, but multiple ones, all working together to type incredibly quickly. We have been trapped underneath this McDonald's for months, (in the sewers, if you're wondering.) We've been using a collection of forks as a satellite to send a signal through the dirt and upload chapters. We tried sending for help, but it turns out nobody believes you when you tell them you're several sentient french fries that are trapped in the sewers.

Just don't tell anyone, okay? 

Anyways, we like a bunch of webtoons and music and books, etc. We also make our book covers with Canva if you're wondering. Have a wonderful day!