1. who tagged me?
my child BazzyTheVampire
2. two things you wish you could do
uh, idk, be smart:)
not be dumb
3. three sayings you have
i say please a lot- (not in a kinky way you kinky fuckers🙄✋)
"i-" ..you get the gist
"shut the fuck up, stfu" it's useful ok
4. books you recommend on wattpad
I ONLY READ SMUT ANYMOREJDKSHSKJS
5. five things you can't live without
parker (HANDS0MESTYLES-) i dont think i would be able to honestly✋
arizona (-eightyswhxre) im not gonna say something fucking cheesy because you'll just laugh please RKSJFKSHF
lou (-frypxnsstew) im not gonna say anything cheesy for you either i just- i appreciate u and ily
leela (-stqrcourt) you're an idiot and you make me laugh like a fool but ily
music:p
6. six songs you're addicted to
uh, idk, probably the box by roddy ricch (don't ask pls✋)
megatron by nicki minaj just because-
adore you by harry styles
my axe by ICP (don't ask for this one either it's just really catchy and i like it👋)
rät by penelope scott (it's a good song dont judge me)
34+35 by ariana grande
7. seven fears/phobias
i fucking hate heights
slenderman kinda scares me like dude would you not be scared if some tall ass STICK MAN with no fucking face was following you around a forest like sorry girly im late for my pussy appointment ill see ya later🏃♀️
im fucking scared as fuck of that momo girl jesus christ one time i didnt sleep for three days because of that shit-
im scared of hetero men-
loud noises🙂
i have a horrible fear of messing things up so usually i would rather take five minutes to google something than for people to correct me please-
thunder storms lol (basically the same thing as loud noises i-)
8. eight things that annoy you
when people talk over me🔪
myself
im fucking dumb as shit and forget things easily and i get mad💞
when people repeat themselves over and over again even though i said i already fucking heard them (*cough* my aunt and my grandmother)
my cat when she doesn't let me hold her, like all i wanna do is hold you and you run away from me god damn💔
when i ask someone something and they go, "no it's up to you," i mean like thank you but no i asked you for a reason you need to pick for my indecisive ass🔪
I HATE WHEN IM FUCKING WRITING SOMETHING AND I GO TO COPY IT BUT I PRESS THE DELETE BUTTON INSTEAD OF THE COPY BUTTON LIKE HOLY MOTHER OF MY S A N I T Y
i don't like when people follow me and then unfollow me after i follow them like s t o p i t .
9. nine things you do everyday
listen to music
parker
traumatize my children (BazzyTheVampire & OfficialFBI) with my wife, parker
annoy my friends to death on discord
gay panic
not drink enough water
not get enough sleep
get pissed off for no reason and probably break something (i am very destructive)
bother my cat
10. ten random things about yourself
im not that interesting honestly but ok
i'm 5'3 (maybe taller) and taller than most of my family-
i was actually supposed to be a boy so my almost name was kris so that's where it came from:) and it's the first syllable of my actual name (krystilynn) so kekanfksjfid yeah
i first only downloaded this app to read maihua lee fics-
i used to be obsessed with gacha life and i still play it sometimes👋
i can actually bark really realistically, yesterday i barked at my cat and my grandmother thought i was an actual dog💞
i really want to cut my hair like beverly marsh did in IT (teehee) and the only thing that's preventing me from doing so is my ears cause they're ugly🤠
i really like ferrets and have a whole folder in my phone for just ferret pics-
im the type of person who would rather wait for something than get it immediately cause when i was younger i was always taught about patience and now for example i only open my gifts on christmas after like around 4 pm so♀️
my favorite disney princess has and always will be rapunzel
i can squeak, like a mouse, so, just- don't ask-
tags lol i forgot-
those are all the people i can think of bye-
