RANTS - AUTHOR TALKS!

my explanation for why i hate eren jaeger so much

here is my explanation why i hate this 19 year old man
attack on titan spoilers for (kinda) ALL seasons, including SEASON 4!!

1.

this man is a fuckin asshole

LIKE

okay, so you may be like:
"oh agape/author, he's not mean!!"

please explain why he decides to yell at mikasa when she just wants to protect him and be there for him

like i get it yeah, he may not want her to be by his side 24/7 but i think mikasa doesn't want eren to go through what happened to her parents and wants to make sure he stays alive

also, this man tells mikasa that he's hated her ever since they were kids?! HONEY- DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED

we all know mikasa loves eren, more than a friend and he has the AUDACITY, to say that

mikasa did not deserve that.

2.

this 19 year old boy commits mass fuckin genocide

he kills THOUSANDS

THOUSANDS I TELL YOU

FOR NO REASON

MATE-

3. musty

he looks musty

have you seen that bitch

shinzou wo sasageyo? IM NOT GIVING MY HEART TO SOME 19 YEAR OLD KID THAT NEEDS TO USE SOME HEAD AND SHOULDERS

"he'll have his glow up soon" my sister tells me

FUCK HIS GLOWUP I STILL DONT LIKE HIM

4. dumbass

makes the worst decisions known to mankind

"let me try to stop the colossal titan with my own titan"

BONK

GETS KICKED ONTO WALL MARIA

"i can lock reiner, the armoured titan in a headlock and destroy his armour"

BONK

GETS HIT BY BERTHOLDT FALLING AS THE COLOSSAL TITAN AND GETS CAPTURED

MATE I KNOW UR THE PROTAGONIST AND MEANT TO MAKE STUPID DECISIONS BUT CMON USE UR BIG TITAN BRAIN AND JUST ROLL OVER FROM BERTHOLDT FALLING

5.

weak titan

now don't get me wrong
he's won a lot of fights
but it's only because the power of fuckin friendship

what is this my little pony shit

everytime eren gets knocked down armin comes SWOOPING in giving him a motivational prep talk

or mikasa comes and saves his ass

OR LEVI COMES AND SAVES HIS ASS

that is all
no hate to isayama i fucking love aot it can't be topped by its amazing manga and animation

next chapter is why i love levi and armin so much