miraculous skits/one shots

Adrien's a BOTT-

Adrien under the effect of a faulty kwami potion or something which makes him is crazy amounts of pain when he's not kissing Marinette.

~Marinette's room~

Adrien: Soo uhh.. do you wanna just hang out and talk on you bed?

Marinette: o-okay!! Sure...

Adrien: [PAIN]

Marinette: *Climbs up after Adrien* [WOW ADRIEN'S IN MY ROOM!!]

Adrien: ... *rubs is thighs together a bunch*

Marinette: are you alright?

Adrien: Yeah I just uhh accidentally ran into something...With my ****

Marinette: o-oh. [oh. he's 'excited']

Adrien: ...

Marinette: soo W-What do did you what.. TO T-t-talk about?

Adrien: umm I just wanted to say
*tiny trusts making the bed squeak a little*

Marinette: *watching with a red face* oh w-wow, you're in qu-quite a bit of pain there huh?

Adrien: uh~ huh.. IT HURTS THATS WHY I- IT WAS A PAIN SSOUND!!

Marinette: do you need a pillow or something? *shyly looking away with a sheepish smile*

Adrien: huh?

Marinette: *hands him a pillow* here *still looking away* g-go 'Nuts'... I won't look...

Adrien: [hehe was that a pun? Wait, what do you want me to do?] ...

Marinette: It's okay I get like that sometimes too it's not a big deal.. it's normal to seek relief. I don't know what got you sti- um 'Haapppy' but it's okay I'm not gonna judge you or anything..

Adrien: [wait Marinette I need help I don't think I understand what you mean.] wait Marinette I need help-

Marinette: Helllppp??!!! [its okay Marinette this was bound to happen eventually if we started dating!! He needs a little help] okay..

Adrien: ??? *BLUSH*

Marinette: *holds pillow up to his no no square*

Adrien: *wide eyes* [oh. I shouldn't it's gross and dirty and nasty and wrong and irresistible..
I can't resist.. I Can't resist Icantresist ICANTRESISTT~]

Marinette: ... [does he want me to do all of it for him??]

Adrien: *Reaching for her hand* [just the thought of her hand being behind it as I. ...]

Marinette: do you need more help?

Adrien: more help?

Marinette: *starts to-*

Adrien: WAIT!!! *backs up and hits his back against the wall*

Marinette: sorry!! Was that too fast?!

Adrien: n-no I jus t I don't know.. I *Sweating*

Marinette: ...

Adrien: [I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN I CANT EVEN THINK STRAIGHT!!!]

Marinette: Do you want to want me to try again?

Adrien: [yes. If she's okay with doing this maybe she'd kiss me.. to relieve the pain....]

Marinette: Adrien? Are you alright? Did I accidentally violate you? I'm sorry I thought you were consenting.. I'm sorry.. please don't break down!

Adrien: it's okay!! No it was good I just wasn't expecting it to feel like how it did.

Marinette: then are you still *gestures to his no no square*

Adrien: OH THAT!? Uhhmmm!! I'm not trying to- I mean I don't mind I like how it feels to have... one. I mean I just don't want want to do anything about it, you know?

Marinette: oh. I'm sosorry.. I didn't mean to do anything without you clear consent..

Adrien: YOU HAD MY CONSENT!! IT'S OKAY YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!

Marinette: Okay.... And you just don't wanna anymore??

Adrien: yeah! I'm not supposed to do that! I like it, don't get me wrong! You know- Why I let it happen.. I just was unable to say no it was so nice and the expression on your face was cute...

Marinette: *covers her face with her hands*

Adrien: Is that okay? That I said that?

Marinette: uh yeah ..what ..expression d-did I ..make?

Adrien: it was a really sweet focused face.. mixed with some intimacy and romantic interest..

Marinette: oh..

Adrien: you're not uncomfortable right?

Marinette: no.. I'm okay

Adrien: [PAIN]

Marinette: Is it okay if I kiss you?

Adrien: Okay!

Marinette: Okay.. *puts her hands on his shoulders and around his neck.*

Adrien: Wait..

Marinette: yeah?

Adrien: I feel like I'm not doing any work..

Marinette: That's okay..

Adrien: No it's just not the most fun for me..
BECAUSE I'M uhhhhh
D-dominate.. You know like I like to lead..

Marinette: okay.. what do you want me to do...

Adrien: umm I don't know I-

Marinette: [He's not dominate he just bratty]
*Smirks* your safe word is macaroon.

Adrien: huh

Marinette: *pins him to the wall* you like that hunny?

Adrien: wait I thought you were gonna let me be the dominant one..

Marinette: key word 'Let'

Adrien: [*SMILES IN BRAIN*] Marinette stop I want to kiss you!!

Marinette: *kisses his jaw and keeps going down his neck*

Adrien: Please Marinette!  At least kiss me on my lips!

Marinette:*cuffs her hand around his neck* ILL KISS YOU WHERE-EVER THE **** I WANT!

Adrien: [Hehehehhee] Marinette... I wanna dominate!

Marinette: *licks his top lip and squeezes hers in between his*

Adrien: [IM A BOTT-