Ultimate Spider-Man...But it's the Mcu

Mini Ep 5: Incorrect quotes

Summary: these quotes do not belong to me

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Peter after almost dying: "you call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from god"

Mj: *smacks him upside the head"

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-New York is being attack by aliens again-

Tony: "Don't worry, I have a plan"

Steve: "It can't involve self sacrifice"

Tony: "I no longer have a plan"

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Steve: "I'm In love with you"

Tony(whispering to Rhodey): "Is he flirting with me?"

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-Peter arrives at training and sees everything is on fire, he then walks over to Danny to find out what the heck happened-

Peter: "Hey Danny, can you please look me in the eyes and be straight with me"

Danny: "....I'm sorry Peter, forgive me for asking but....Do I look at you? Or do I be straight? I can't do both"

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Fury: "Any questions?"

Sam(Alexander): "Why isn't Bigfoot called Bigfeet?"

Fury: "No! About the mission!"

Sam: "Oh! If we worked here would you guys call him Bigfeet?"

Everyone else: ...........

Peter: ".....maybe"

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Luke: "Your sounding awfully wise and adult"

Danny: "Somebody in this team has to"

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Rhodey: "And Tony dragged you two children into this nonsense?"

Nebula: "Literally"

Peter: "I volunteered"

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-During the phone call at the end of Episode 6-

Peter: "Why are you worried about me?"

Tony: "Because my life is a mess and I instinctively help others when I don't know how to take care of myself"

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Ned(on the phone with Peter): "So you've kissed Danny how many times?"

Ned: "....dude, I don't think that's 'technically' a friendship anymore"

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-Tony and all the kids he basically adopted are telling each other there secrets-

Peter: "Hey dad, it's your turn to tell us a secret"

Tony: "Will, I guess I kinda like Steve"

Kamala: "Dad, he said secret"