Mario fucked yoshi I guess I don't know. I mean Yoshi doesn't wear pants or anything and I don't see any holes down there but whatever. Suddenly the door burst open and Abbacchio the cop points a gun at Mario. "That's illegal! Mario you're arrested for being a zoofile, Yoshi you're arrested for being an italian plumberfile" (idk) Mario was already dead though and so was Yoshi because when they came they exploded, to Abbacchio just took Mario's remains to jail.
I wrote this after a drank too much choccy milk, I'm sorry to whoever read this it's so hecking stupid. Hecking isn't a word but I realized if I said fucking it would sound really edgy and weird.
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