(Based off something funny that happened in fortnite, but I made it more shitposty.)
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You went onto party royal one evening, and you were checking for skins to simp for. And thats when you saw him, ninja. You got out your plunger bow and went to hunt him down, and do 'stuff' with him.
You found him in the building thats across from that damn ice cream place. You started crouching up and down, showing that you wanted to be friends. He crouched back and thats when you did it;
You stuck a plunger on his crotch 😳.
You then crouched down to SUCK the wood as if it was his 11 inch boner, he grabbed your head to make your head move faster. Until..
!SKKIINT!
You accidentally choked on the stick, causing you to pass away.
End lol
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HumorIm so sorry. - THIS IS JUST A SHITPOST PLEASE DO NOT DO SHIT LIKE THIS TO REAL PEOPLE.
