Gon's thoughts on hxh ships (book 2)

Killua x Illumi

Me/writer: wait why are we doing this ship again?

Friend: Because some people ship this.

Me: But it just feels SO WRONGGGGGGGG.

Friend: Well your doing the ship anyways :b

Me: Fine... OH WAIT THE CAMERA IS ROLLING!

Me: Hey guys/girls, how are you? Let's get started! *grabs Gon and Killua* On the couch!

Killua: What-

Gon: I-

Me: *pushes them on the couch* >:3

Killua: Ah there's a thing called personal space!

Me: Hmm... never heard of it!

Gon: Personal space?

Me: Ikr what is this "personal space" thing?

*Kurapika, Leorio and Illumi walk in*

Kurapika: Why is the creepy guy here?

Leorio: Idk?

Illumi: *walks to Killua* Kil, come home.

Killua: No, I have a husband and he's all I need *pulls Gon close*

Illumi: ⚫👄⚫ Kil-

Me: OKAY EVERYONE I GOT 10 MINUTES SO LET'S DO THIS!

*everyone sits on couch*

Me: I'm sorry but we need to show a picture, so Killua and Illumi I'm sorry...

Killua: Can we just think about the fact, THIS IS MY BROTHER!!!!!!

Gon: Some people ship this?

Me: Apparently! I will never understand...

Illumi: I have a boyfriend and I could never date my own brother.

Kurapika: I'm very surprised this exists!

Leorio: This is very wrong! You can't date your brother!!!!!

Me: ALABAMA! 

Everyone (except Illumi): *laughs*

Illumi: We aren't in Alabama though-

Me: EXACTLY

Gon and Killua: *sits on couch*

Gon: Why does everyone keep shipping you with older people Killua?

Killua: No idea...

Gon: I love you Killua...

Killua: I love you too... *hugs Gon*

Me: *records* This is so adorable!!!!!

Killua: HEY THAT, THAT WAS A PRIVATE MOMENT!

Me: WELL IT'S ON THE INTERNET NOW~!

Killua: I'M GONNA KILL YOU

Me: NUUUUU *accidently runs into camera*

Killua: 😡🔪

Me: AHHHHHH

*camera goes out*

(Give a . in the chat if you think Killua is gonna kill me)

(Give a T in the chat if you think I won't die to Killua)