Paloma I love to eat sushi miss master ma'am.
Ok babie Cedric.
Wait.
You know what.
I hate sushi.
I'm breaking up with you to be with the love my my life.
Draco. 🤲🏻😏
Oh nooooo *cries cutely*
Don't cry babie. *cutely rips chunk of his hair out and eats it like a horse*
Mmmm 🥺
I love the taste of fresh hair
Anyways me and Draco are going to date. bye 🏃♀️
Ok *so sad* 😢😔
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Babie Draco I brought you some fresh hair.
Thanks Paloma Elizabeth Rodriguez I was starving.
*pulls spaghetti out of his pocket*
I also brought you a mouthwatering tasty flavorful meal.
Thanks daddie Draco.
*puts spaghetti on floor and eats like a dog*
Yum 😎
Ok.
Yeth 🍝 🐩
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I'm all done eating, Draco my strikingly attractive significant other.
Ok babie. Let's go to the park.
No.
Why 😥😓😓😓😓
I am allergic to squirrels.
It's ok babie, squirrels eat leaves not humans.
Oh ok I love.
Wait I need to charge my shoes. They are dead and I can't walk.
Ok.
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Babie are we almost there?
No.
Oh ok *snacks on some toe nails cutely*
Mmm can I have some?
No.
Ok master Paloma beautiful person love yuh.
Ok.
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This park is good.
I know.
Ok.
Want to go pet the squirrels?
I thought you were allergic.
I am.
Then why let squirrels you're going to die.
I live die.
Ok.
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Babie can we go the squirrels are eating my hair.
No
Ok
The squirrels are being mean.
I know. I told them to.
I'll kill the for you babie.
Ok thanks Mister Daddy Draco Sir.
You're welcome.
Ok.
*daddy Draco eats squirrels cutely*
Thanks.
Ok
