REPLY ━︎━︎ dean thomas, draco malfoy

epilogue.

october 31, HOGWARTS
5:27 pm

       IT WAS A LONELY AND DREARY NIGHT OF HALLOWEEN DAY at the school of Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry. Outside was almost as depressing as inside. It had been one official year since the unfortunate passing of Draco Malfoy and Aurora Greco on the now abandoned quidditch pitch. A number of respects, mournings, and speeches occurred at dinner, as well as many tears shed from all.

      All week Dean, Neville, Blaise, Goyle, Crabbe, and Hermione had all faced a weird, unlikely encounter.

      Dean's closet chest mysteriously closed shut on him, Neville's toilet seat hit him in the back repeatedly while sat on it, Blaise's cup of orange juice sprayed all over him at dinner, Goyle's pants were pulled down by a force in transfiguration class, Crabbe's shampoo was replaced with paint ( twice! ), and Hermione got distracted by something in all of her classes.

' THE CRUSTY AND CURSED GROUP
CHAT OF IMBECILES 👁👄👁 (that are still failing history of magic) '

7:34 pm

LONGBOTTOM:
um hey you guys!

ZUCCHINI:
i thought we promised not to
use this group chat anymore.

MR. KRABS:
^ yeah.

DEPRESSED DEAN:
^ !!!

LONGBOTTOM:
it's just, weird stuff has been
happening to me all week. and
today is the 1 year mark...

GREGORY:
wait me too ...

ZUCCHINI:

all of you are crazy.

CASPER:
oh but zucchini, are they?😏

ZUCCHINI:
who the fuck-

GREGORY:
wait but the only person who
uses that disgusting emoji is ....

CASPER:
IM BACK BITCHES 😝😝😝

FERRET-GHOST:
ME AS WELL BRUH

FERRET-GHOST:
AND WE'VE BEEN MESSIN
W YOU GUYS ALLL WEEK

HERMIONE GRANGER:
yeah sure. ok, so WHO took rory
and malfoy's old phones?
this isn't funny.