Hoothoot and grill talked and talked about how much they hated humans and wished that they would shrink so that they would get plenty of food
The moon saw that grill the star has caught feelings for hoot hoot the owl so he made grill fall from the sky so that grill could be with him
But some random human thought grill was a star fruit and started to GRILL it
Hoot hoot the eats the grilled grill
Then after eating grill hoot hoot realized it was grill the star that he just ate-
hoot hoot could hear grill speakimg in his stomach because he swallowed her whole
Grill started cursing at hoot hoot for being dumb
Hoot hoot eventually started cooking stars becahse they were delicious (in front of grill, he vomited her out)
Grill tasted one of the stars and she enjoyed it and now she's a cannibal
And that's how they spent the night together... until someone showed up
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Oh hello there again. Yes this chapters are short cuz there are only 3 parts 🤡 but you can always re read it 👀
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The thug life of Hoothoot (a crack fic)
HumorCompleted!!! And it's really short It all started when a random girl started complementing a star in the sky (aka singing twinkle twinkle little star) and then hoothoot looked up at the sky and fell in love with it --------------- *in Felix's voice*...
