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Since this is the last chapter, i'm gonna put a few more in than normal. Enjoy!

Dream, grabbing Tommy by his shirt: SAY YOU'RE SORRY!

Exile Tommy: Sorry! Sorry!

Dream: FOR WHAT?!

Exile Tommy: FOR saying you're aggressive!

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Bad: don't correct me!

Skeppy: don't be wrong!

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Ghostbur: truth or dare!

Techno: truth!

Ghostbur: how many hours have you slept this week?

Techno: ... dare

Ghostbur: go to sleep!

Techno: I don't like this game...

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Wilbur: do you ever wonder if you're the bad guy in someone else's story?

Schlatt, chugging a drink: I'm the bad guy in my own story

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Tubbo: when butterflies fall in love, do you think they get humans in their stomachs?

Tommy: Tubbo, you are my best friend, but what the fuck-

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Tommy: I have an idea

Ranboo: no more arson

Tommy: I no longer have an idea

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Tommy: here's an idea, mistletoe but instead of kissing you fight whoever is underneath it

Phil: we are not doing that

Techno, nodding: Mistlefoe

Phil: don't encourage him!

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Techno, in Pogtopia: darn, the power went out

Tommy: don't worry, I've got this *violently shakes Tubbo

Tubbo, glowing: I swallowed a flashlight

Wilbur, on the verge of cardiac arrest: you what?! Why-

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Dream: I like this picture of the smp, we looked so happy

Sapnap: where's Tommy?

Dream: he wasn't part of the smp yet, that's why we were happy.

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Ghostbur: I lost a ton of weight

Quackity: oh my god, what's your secret?

Ghostbur: I got dead

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Wilbur, leading L'Manburg to fight the smp: we need some sort of distraction, is any of you really good at being loud and annoying?

Tommy, looking into the distance: my time has come

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Fundy, collecting Tommy's homework: name one way to be nice to others

Tommy, putting a plastic knife away: not stabbing them

Fundy: that's a very low bar, but I'll allow it

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Techno: *pulls out knife

Phil: oh no

Techno: *uses it to open a package

Phil: phew

Techno: pulls a crossbow out of the box

Phil: No-

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Wilbur: does anyone else going the phrase "good luck" vaguely threatening? What are you plotting?

Nikki: is he okay?

Tommy: I don't think so

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Tubbo: when you work in law as long as I have, you develope thick skin

Eret: green isn't your color

Tubbo: green brings out my eyes, bitch-

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Skeppy: are you-

Puffy: fucking

Skeppy: joking right now? What the-

Puffy: fuck

Skeppy: is wrong with You?

Ant: ... what did I just witness?

Puffy: Bad banned Skeppy from swearing, so I'm filling in for him

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Tubbo: hey, what time is it?

Tommy: I don't know, hand me the trombone

Tommy: *loud trombone noises

Dream: who the FUCK is playing trombone at 2 am?

Tommy: it is 2 am

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That's all of them!

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