(Requested by Elder_Helen)
In which I lost a snake-
What is this useless piece of cloth?
It serves absolutely no purpose!
Just a bunch of cloth.
Oh?
I actually have to say more?
But what else can I say about this absolutely usless-
...
Why were you just screaming?
...
When I ask you a question I don't expect you to answer it wi-
(A long explanation on the history of answering a question with a question later...)
Why do you have and empty glass box sitting over there?
What do you mean it's not empty?
There is not anything in it...?
...what's a terrarium?
...
And what exactly is a snake?
I can assure you that this so-called snake thing is not in the weird glass box.
...you mean that-
No, I AM NOT GOING TO LOOK FOR THE DANGER NOODLE THING!!!
I DON'T CARE THAT IT COULD BE IN THE USELESS PIECE OF CLOTH!
YOU CAN GO FIND IT!
NO, YOU JUST SAID THAT THE DANGER NOODLE IS POISNESS-
I shall now inturpt your regularly scheduled program for an ad break...
And no, it's definitely not because we are currently arguing or anything...
Definitely not-
(Just pretend you saw a bunch of ads, ok?)
I shall now throw you back into your regularly scheduled program:
Did you get the danger noodle?
Good.
Now what?
Right...
The e-
~THE END!~
YOU ARE READING
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Random*NOT ENTIRELY HERMITCRAFT RELATED* I was inspired. Forget planning an actual book- Forget all the homework I'm supposed to be doing- I want to do this now!
