Random shit

When i thought i was gon get some nudes smh

If Ya momma catch you dirty texting your life is over FAM. Trust me I learned this in 7th grade. Ight so I went to a private school for junior high and them bitches were hella holy but wasn't trying to pop it for real niqqa. Yea I know beating the chicken is good and all but a niqqa hand catch cramps sometimes. It all starts when I was walking home from school and I stopped by the Corner store to cop some Yugioh cards when I see a cute ass shawty buying some snacks. I'm checking out her ass memorIzing how it would look when I'm putting in work. That's when I heard her say she was short on her money. Now I was balling cause I had extra money from chores. So I bought her snacks. She thought I was cute so I had to solidify my Mac by bringing out my sidekick and getting her aim. Man I was hype af cause this could have been the first time I got nudes. Ight so I'm layed up in bed that night on aim when my mom tell me time for bed. Smh it was 9:30 & the night was still young. I wasn't tired THO cause Lisa was flirting heavy & I was soo close to the promise land. She telling me what she wanna do to me and Its my first time sexting so I'm just telling her shxt I seen on pornhub 💦 a few hours prior. That's when I hear my mom walking toward my room. You know my ass had to play sleep 😴 so she don't know im still up. When this bitch call my phone & my ringer goes off. I was fucked bruh. My mom answered and put it on speaker and this bitch started moaning my name smh. That's when my mom asked me "who this". I lied but things took a turn for the worse. Lisa then texted me why I hung up. My conversation came up and my mom read the whole convo back to me smh. I couldn't believe the filth I said bruh. " damn girl I let me eat that Cherry pie then I want you to ride my roller coaster then lick my nipples" smh my mom said "so I pay your phone bill for this? " and Floyd Mayweather my shit. my mom started whooping my ass with my phone in her hand. Shit felt like brass knuckles bruh 👊. I went to bed crying tht night. Broken phone and dreams of getting nudes. My texting hasn't been the same 📲.