Bianca's book of RANDOM

When I curse

To friends:

Tyler: *Doing this absolutely horrible face*

Me: *Almost chokes on my food* BLOODY HELL

Tyler: Oooooooh you cursed

Me: -_-

To best friend:

Jenna: *Makes weird noise*

Me:...The actual fuck..

Jenna: ....That was the weirdest sound I've ever produced...

Me:...

Jenna:...

Both: *Starts laughing hysterically*

People around us: *Weird looks*

To my dad:

Me: *Running and trips into him and we fall* Shit!!

Dad: *Shrugs*

To my mom:

Me: *Holds it in*

To my brother:

Brother: *Keeps using coil*

Me: FUUUUUUCK.

Brother: *1 hit KO*

Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- oh wait. *Switches Pokemon and special attack*

Brother: *Faints and I win*... Well damn.

On wattpad:

Me: * I don't*

IRONIC. JUST SAID I DON'T CURSE HERE YET THIS HAD A LOT OF CURSE WORDS.

....

Screw it