One day, the jedi order existed. what was funny about it is that everyone in it is actually gay. Like Anakin and Padme are bi and pan and are the coolest couple in the galaxy ever. obi wan is bi and rip satine he has no one. also ahsoka is a lesbian.
one day, they were all playing webkinz. all lgbts play webkinz. a very harmful stereotype, i know. obi wan and anakin were having an intense game of wacky zingoz, in which obi wan was in the lead. obi wan turns on his communicator. "anakin, are your jeans cuffed?" anakin stops, but not completely because he still had to play wacky zingoz. "no, why?"
"oh my fucking god anakin. do you not realize that all bisexuals need their jeans to be cuffed? if your jeans are not cuffed you are not fucking bisexual now take your turn before i eat your ship."
anakin was surprised, but he took his turn but then cuffed his jeans. he was so concerned about the bisexual cuff, he didnt realize he had lost the game. he looked at the game in shock. "NO! this cant be! obi wan, you cannot have beaten me again!"
"haha ur bad at webkinz"
"IM GOING TO KILL YOU"
Tobe continue
