You're a ceiling fan. (READ DESCRIPTION

Debra's room😏(debraxshiggy

POV: you're debras ceiling fan (Shiggy is like a human version of how he's animated cause I can't imagine Debra as a anime character-
THIS IS HOLY YOU FILTHY CHILDREN WHO I CAN RELATE TO ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL-

Fans POV:
I'm just chilling here- stuck on the ceiling nothing new.. besides the fact that Debra has a person over... suspicious. They have light blue hair- it's extremely messy and kinda curly if I look at it enough..- (NOTICE HOW I SAID THEY 😤 NORMALIZE USING THEY/THEM PRONOUNS TILL THEY TELL YOU THEIR PREFERENCE) "Welcome to Mars" I heard Debra say- their strange. But I've lived here Since  I was put together and Debra has always loved me- In a fan-human kinda way 😌
Well... now that I think about it- there was this one time but that's unimportant. What I need to focus on right now is WHO THE HACKITY HACK  IS THIS EXTREMELY HANDSOME PERSON WHO LOOKS AS IF THEY ARE FLAKING AWAY BY THE SECOND-!? I was so caught up in my thoughts that I didn't even realize Debra and the blue haired person were talking- no not talking- -._-. L a u g h I n g - why? I don't know- when did it start? No clue. Is it kinda annoying? Hell yeah- I've never heard such a low laugh it's kinda piercing.. DEFINITELY not coming from Debra- not one bit- the blue haired one. I was spinning so fast all I could make out from debras sentence was "damn........shiggy........freezing.......man" what the hell did a 'damn freezing man named shiggy' have to do with this ;-; I'm very confused but hey- you do you Debra and freezing man named shiggy— you do you

•~•Time skip brought to you by debras Lorax cosplay 🥴•~•

(You still the fan) Still your POV:
A little while later I looked back down after winning a staring contest with a spider(you'd be suprized at how fun that is) and I saw the blue haired person cuddling Debra- I really wish I was human right now so I could pull them apart and claim Debra as my own but you can't win em all 😔✋ like if I weren't a fan- dAyUm. Okay okay enough with me explaining how hot Debra clearly is— WAIT WAIT WAIT NOW DEBRAS ASLEEP NONONONONONO! I'd like to kinda slap this blue haired person right about now -._-. How dare they steal my person from me!

•~• Another time skip brought to you by the straw fangs 😏 •~•

Okay not gonna lie they are cute af- but I'm still jealous- aweee okay their cute 🥺 very cute- extremely cute I want them to be happy- even if they're just friends- WAIT NO I- NO I DON'T KNOW THEM THE BLUE ONE COULD BE TOXIC- I've heard a lot bout toxic people from Debra my poor queen/king/person of royalty :< they don't deserve all that >:< I swear if I had hands Rn they would be thrown- at all those mfs who dissin' my person 😤 sadly I don't- so- OH FUH I FORGOT BOUT BLUE ONE-
Wait I just realized- debras mentioned this one many times- there's no random freezing man named shiggy- t h i s is shiggy- well shigaraki but still! Okay now I'm fine with this ÚnÙ

Yo I'm lazy af but I was laughing to much while making this at 1 in the morning so enjoy my first short story in this v weird book ✨ p e a c e
-LeO yOuR oNlY tRUe fAThEr
(590 words) bai