almost caught my house on fire last weekend while experimenting to see if a baby wipe would catch on fire. it did, but I almost caught everything on fire by experimenting. omg, grammarly says this sounds joyful and happy but I'm literally talking about almost catching my house on fire.
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the insane shit that happens to me lmao
Randomokok I decided to write a thing basically writing down every time I was vibe checked/had a near-death experience, also cause my friends think I'm literally satan