one day you're sitting at lunch with your best friend and your eating dicks.
"you should try swallowing that dick whole" y/bff/n says.
"okay sure" you say back
you go to swallow the dick but it gets stuck and you start choking.
"hey i think y/n is choking!" javien yells.
"omg no" john yells.
he comes over and does the heimlich menouver.
you spit the dick out.
"thank you john how could i ever repay you?" you ask.
"oh you don't need to repay me" john says because he's so nice like that.
the end.
