𝔑𝔬𝔯𝔪𝔞𝔩 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩~𝔟𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔵 𝔥𝔞𝔦𝔨𝔶𝔲𝔲

Kidnapped by a hottie

Rian: CAN YALL FT ITS REALLY IMPORTANT

Akaashi: I can

Bokuto:YES

Kuroo: sure

Tsukishima: this better be good

Rian:OK THANK YOU

Rian is not ft the gc

Tsukishima: why are you sweating so much?

Rian: so I jus got back from walking and this white van came up to me and said do you do you want so candy? I SAID YEAH

Tsukishima: alright at this point I have given up all hope I had on her

Akaashi: I agree

Rian: And he said ok, so I went to his van. TELL ME WHY THIS MAN TRIED TO GRAB ME AND PULL ME IN HIS VAN
I MUST HAVE PUSHED MY TITTIES SO FAR DOWN HIS THROAT HE WAS TASTING CHOCOLATE NIPPLES AND DIABETES IDK WHAT WAS GOING ON

Bokuto:DIABETES😭

Kuroo: I AM DEAD

Tsukishima: goodbye.

Akaashi: ARE YOU OK?

Rian: yea I'm fine

Bokuto: are you gonna file a police report?

Rian: no

Tsukishima: why?

Rian: bc he was hot

Akaashi: so you're saying you're not gonna report it bc he was hot

Rian: that's exactly what I'm saying

Tsukishima: so you're saying if I were to do the same thing you won't report it?

Rian: yep

Tsukishima: why

Rian: bc you're hot, so is everyone here. Except Kaashi he is gorgeous😍

Akaashi: thank you

Tsukishima: ew. Goodbye

All: bye