Me reading fanfiction +
facts about Hamilton:
Fanfic: Hamilton sleeps with Jefferson even though Laurens loves him (Hamilton)....
Me: *shaking my little shit cousin (he's taller)*: WHAT THE HELL ALEXANDER?!
Me: He knows he shouldn't be messing with Jefferson... I get it he's hot...
Alexander: Did you just say--
Me: Not important. You're supposed to be with Laurens you rat bastard... Everyone else is off limits
Alexander: 🖕🏼
Jefferson: Hah your cousin thinks I'm hot, least she has good taste...
Lafayette: But I thought she liked me?
Alexander: Laf, she's your cousin...
Lafayette: My distance cousin!!
Mon ami.
Me: Hello I'm right here...
I can hear you...
Jefferson: I wonder how she feels about France?
Me: Je t'aime France.
Lafayette 🤩 Parles vous Francais?!
Me: Oui, Je suis Francais...
J x L: *fangirling*
Alexander: Must you do this all the time?
Me: It just happens, be lucky Laurens is gay or I'd hit on him too...
Alexander: *protectively hugs Laurens and hisses at Emerson*
Me: 😘
(Yeah I think I was drunk
when I wrote this 😅)
~Em
