My life book 2.0

A buldge looking thang-

I don't know why I'm gonna share this for everyone to see but...

When I wear tight pants I look like I have a damn boner-

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Lemme start from the beginning,
You see I am a female, a girl, the opposite sex of a male.

So it's impossible for me to be born with a d*ck right? Yes I don't have a d*ck if you're wondering.

And if I don't have a d*ck I can't get a boner so why the hell does it look like I have a damn boner when I wear tight pants!?

Like..

This one time I went out to buy decorations and what not for Christmas.
And then people just stared at my pants-

I was like "Oh shoot is it that time of the month!? " And looked at it myself and guess what I saw...

A small buldge in my pants-

And I was like 'Wa da fa'

And from then on I never wore tight pants ever again....

                              The end-