Mcyts (Tommyinnit) in the Kaitou Joker universe pt.1

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If you don't know who are Mcyts , they're minecraft youtubers who are popular today

TW: a lot of cussing

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In the Minecraft dimension

Tommyinnit: um guys... Why is there a weird ass looking portal here , it's kinda looks like an nether portal but red and blue

Wilbur soot: what? That can't be right , there's no red obsidian

Quackity: Ey man , I came straight from the barrio- and what the fuck is that!?

Tommyinnit : I don't know Big Q , it just spawn here

Wilbur soot:I'm going to call everyone

Time skip

Tommyinnit : ok , I gather you guys today because there's a portal that is here and I'm just going to ask who build it

Technoblade: i didn't build it but there's probably kids on the other side that I can probably dropkick

Tubbo : NO

Philza: I didn't build it also

Nihachu: Me too

Jack manifold: Neither did I

Tommyinnit : ok , rise you hand if you didn't build it

Everyone: *Rised they're hand*

Wilbur soot: someone should check what's in side

Tommyinnit: I'll do it

Wilbur soot: are you sure Tommy? That portal looks like it has dangerous things in there

Tommyinnit : I don't care , i have a netherite sword

Wilbur soot: ok , be careful out there

Inside of the portal
(I'll be calling Tadashi a.k.a my oc Red Fox and I'll be myself a.k.a author-san, Tadashi )

Tommyinnit: what the heck is this place?

RedFox:*Gasp*AUTHOR-SAN! AUTHOR-SAN! IT WORKS

Tommyinnit:who the hell was that

Tadashi : WHAT

Tommyinnit: AH WOMAN, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Tadashi: ok let me introduce myself, I'm Tadashi and this is my friend , RedFox also I'm a big fan

Tommyinnit: oh that's cool .so , where am I any way

Tadashi: you are in the Kaitou Joker universe

RedFox:...um Author-san , the portal stopped working...

Tommyinnit: WAIT SO I'M STUCK HERE!?

Tadashi: no no no you aren't, RedFox can fix that

Tommyinnit:oh my gosh, thought i was stuck here

RedFox:ok I'm going to call Otosan to fix the portal

Tommyinnit: wait am I in Japan or something?

Tadashi: yes you are and it's my favorite county

Tommyinnit: Oh fuck there's weebs here

Tadashi: yes but not all of us , there are only 5 otakus

Tommyinnit : the fuck is a otaku?

Tadashi: it's a japanese weeb

Tommyinnit: oh ok

The blimp:*tilts a little*

Tommyinnit: FUCK IS THE AN EARTHQUAKE!?

Tadashi: no no no that's just the blimp-

Tommyinnit: I'M IN A BLIMP!?

Tadashi:Yes..

Tommyinnit: LIKE IN THE AIR!?

Tadashi:YES , WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

Tommyinnit: oh my gosh...I think I'm about to- *faints*

Tadashi:OH FUCK, JOKER HELP ME HERE

Time skip to Author-san's room

Tommyinnit : *wakes up* oh my God where am I? *Looks around* why is there so many poster and random bullshiz

Time skip 20 seconds later

Tommyinnit: ok this place looks weird *bumps a box* Oh a box!

Tommyinnit: I'm not a child! Anyway I'ma open it *opens it* oh simp list, ok who's in it

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Tommyinnit: I'm not a child! Anyway I'ma open it *opens it* oh simp list, ok who's in it

Simp list
Tanjiro
Nezuko
Hanako kun
Yashiro
Mitsuba
Kou
Bakugou
killua
Kokichi
Nicky
go to the next page to see who I simp for the most

Page 2

Tommyinnit
Quackity

Tommyinnit:HUH?!

Tadashi:Da fuq u doin with ma simp list

Tommyinnit:OH FUCK , SORRY

Tadashi : iz Okay . Anyway I'ma cry in the corner •́  ‿ ,•̀

Tommyinnit: hey hey hey don't cry , is ok , some people simp for me.

Glitchdashi a.k.a glitchy Tadashi:*having a glitchy breakdown*𝖄o 𝘵ᕼⁱ𝓼 Ⓘ︎🅢︎n͜͡t̑̈ 🇹 𝘳u̾乇

(Small a/n: r.i.p some Android users) btw here's how the break down looks like

Tommyinnit:YO WHAT THE HELL , IS SHE POSSESSED

Zaishi a.k.a 97: TADASHI! TADASHI EVERYTHING IS OK . EVERYTHING IS よし

Glitchdashi:I͓̞̞̰̪͇̻̠͒̓̀̏̓ͪ͒̒͘͠ ̷̴̥̮̰̗̫͚̳̼͍̦̱̜͈̰̤͇͙̠̮ͤ͊͌̅̂ͦ̉̃̌̾͋̎̚̚C̨̟̮͉̲̪͎̠̦̞͑̅̏ͯ̒̒̏͛̾̇͊ͭ̈́̃̀ͩ͂҉͏́A̰̺̝̼̖̰̥̣͛̋ͩ̅̃ͭͤ̋ͧ̒͌̏ͮ̍ͫ͂̐ͤ̓͏N̦̜̜̟͚̩̫͔͆ͮ̅͆̃͑ͨ'̟̼̩̺̤͖͍͖̦̺̟̞̜͇ͭͪͪ̆̊͋͐̂̑͑͂͒̆̒̚̚͢͠T̼͚͕͖͖̝̫̠̯̟̘̉̾͆ͩͧͦ͋ͧͫ̄̓ͤ̋͐ͦ̃̀̚ͅ ̹͓̳̩͈̱̟̜̩͕̦̩̗̻̤̹͕͖ͥ̕M̬̼̫̮̰̥̗͖͉͕̥̯ͪ̉ͦ̎̐Ő̷̻̗̜̗̪̺͍̘͍̤͋́̉ͭ͗ͯ͑̔̒̈́̚V̲͚̣̼̭̝͍͓̩͚̯̣͇̱̯̠̰̥̑ͨ̑ͪͤ̋̇ͯ͂͑ͬͧ͞ͅ҉͘E̴̞̙̼͙̻ͨ͂́̂ͨ̿ͦ̊͊́͗̒ͦ̕͢ ̛̱̯͕͍̍̔̂ͨͯͥ͋̌͆ͧO̞̮̟̞̝̯͕̼̖̲̦̰̩̖͔͇̭͌͋͟͝N̢͙̺͕̻͎͕̘̎͏͘͜

Zaishi:Tommy! Give me that book!

Tommyinnit:ok *throws them the book*

(A/n zaishi is nonbinary)

Zaishi :* smashed it on Glitchdashi's head*

Tommyinnit:HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Tadashi:*wakes up* Ah~ Nice weather we're having , What conspiracies are cooking in the menu today!

Tommyinnit: oh

Tadashi:any way let's just go outside, I'm going to introduce you to everyone

To be continued

PART 2 COMING SOON!!!!

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