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"Does anyone smell that?"
"Smell what?"
"Your backside."
"You are so romantic, let's date."
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"Dick or pussy"
"Dust"
"Aha good one."
"Thx"
—
"Is it just me that smells smoke in here?"
"N-"
"Because you're smoking hot you hotdog"
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"I wanna eat you hole"
"Oh really?😏"
"No I think you got me wrong there, I said, 'I want to eat you hole,' not 'I want to eat your hole'"
"You're hotter than smoked salmon."
—
"What's a snowball"
"Snow that's put in a ball"
"Okay times the ball by two, what is it now?"
"Snow balls?"
"I want to make your balls snow."
"Cute."
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"You know Romeo and Juliet?"
"Mhm"
"Reminds me of jack and Jill"
"Isn't that incest?"
"According to World wide statistics, I didn't ask."
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"What's your hair colour?"
"Green, why?"
"Because I wanna slurp it all up like noodles."
"Fuck me babe.."
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"What's it called when you put a tissue back in the tissue box?"
"Spreading germs?"
"Sex."
"Lol let's do that🖤"
"We gross, you pig."
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"Wife, did you cheat on me?"
"No, why?"
"Our child is a dog, woman."
"No, it's a man."
"Good one."
"Ikr."
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"Choke me"
*chokes*
*dies*
"Cute."
—
AN
HEY EVERYONE, I HAVE A CLOG IN MY ASS RN, TRYING TO KEEP THE SHIT IN UNTIL I GET HOME, OTHERWISE IM GONNA SHIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
Thafs it.
