Chapter 49 Reality is a Bitch

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Idk if i already gave her a name but Nofeair mom is gonna be named Lía

Huey POV

Why did i kiss her why did i kiss her Why did i kiss her Why did i kiss her Why did i kiss her that was a bad thing to do i know why did i listen to Riley NO one listens to Riley!.Me and Phoneyx we're working on the Machine aka the bomb she was working on the top part of it while i was working on the bottom part of it
Phoneyx:So explains the plan too me one more time
Huey:in 3 weeks Ed wuncler gonna be having a grand opening for his second mansion rebuild we put this under the stage then we use this remote to activate it
Phoneyx:Okay sounds crazy but i'll go with it
Huey:......Sorry about the kiss
Phoneyx:Its good not my first one so i don't care
Huey:Wait what-
Phoneyx:Chill im kidding
Huey:....Im still sorry
Phoneyx:...Huey-
Riley:HUEY!
Huey:What!
Riley:I can i barrow the latter?
Huey:Take it i don't care
Riley:Alright bet
Phoneyx:What you finna do?
Riley:Im finna change are street name
Huey:Again? Don't you remember what happened the time
Riley:Yeah And i didn't get caught Cindy did
Huey:That was still Cold to blame her
Riley:whatever i ain't leaving on a street called Timid Deer lane! Phoneyx you got any ideas?
Phoneyx:Ya'll just wanna go jail do you? umm i don't know
Riley:Alright i'll figure it out if you see or hear any sirens yell
Huey:Whatever
Riley:Aye we're did Unique go?
Huey:She's at Hiro house
Riley:.....Im finna go pick her up after im done
Huey:Riley leave her alone
Riley:Remember that hickey on her neck?
Huey:I don't think hiro gave that
Riley:Well somebody did now im finna go pick her up later
Huey:Fine
No POV
Unique:Ow ow ow
Hiro:Sorry im doing my best
Unique:Hiro i don't think thats gonna work
Hiro:I seen my parents do this hundred times it should work
Unique:I don't think a banana peel is gonna get rid of it
Hiro was trying too help Unique get rid of her Hickey before it got worse but nothing he knew was working
Hiro:Well what do you want to do
Unique:We need help
Hiro:From who?
Unique:well lets think who's the only person next door and who is at home
Hiro:......No
Unique:Yes come on
Hiro:What is Caesar gonna do?!
Unique: probably figure out a way to get rid of this AND He can keep a Secret its a win win
Hiro:Okay fine lets go
They left the house and was about to go the Micheals but then Hiro stopped and sighed he went back in the house and got Jniko
Hiro:Alright come on
Unique Knocked on the door and Dontrell opened it he had his shirt off and had "tattoos" on his body
Unique:Umm
Dontrell:Wassup
Unique:Did someone draw on you?
Dontrell:Nah im getting tatted
China:Get back here im not done!
Dontrell:One sec!
Unique:....
Hiro:.....Yeah we're leaving-
Unique:Wait! *Sigh* where's Caesar?
Dontrell:yo M.C!
Caesar:Yes?
Dontrell:Unique and Hiro here
Caesar:Hey wassup Aww hi Niko
Unique:Hey we need some help do you know how to get rid of hickeys?
Caesar:Yeah wait you gotta hickey?
Unique:Um
Unique took her hand off her neck and Caesar eyes widened and immediately glared at Hiro
Caesar:You kissed her!?
Hiro:Huh?! No!
Unique:What? No! I'll tell you everything but you have to promise your not gonna tell my brothers
Caesar nodded and they all went inside the house
Hiro put Jniko into the same play crib as Zepvion
And they all went inside the bathroom
(I know what ya'll thinking no just no Every character has one of those big ass bathrooms because they live in Woodcrest for god sake all the houses are big)
*After explaining*
Caesar:are you okay?
Unique:Yeah I'm fine but huey and Riley aren't when they see this thing so i need help getting rid of it
Caesar:Don't i worry i got you imma get a pineapple
Unique/Hiro:Pineapple?!
Caesar:Just trust me!
Caesar got some sliced pineapple and put it on Unique neck
Unique:What the hell?
Caesar:There that should make it go away
Unique:Uhh
Hiro:and this is the guy wanted too go to?
Caesar:Shut up it actually works it worked for Mel and its better then a banana peel!
Hiro:Shut up it works for my mom
Caesar:Well she not your mom
Hiro:AND SHE'S NOT MELANIE!
Unique:fuck its aching
Hiro:See look what you did at least she wasn't in pain at my house
Caesar:Why don't i give you some pain?
Unique:Stop it!
Khai:What are yall doing? Girl is that a hickey?
Micah:Damn thats big
Cyrus:How ya get it
Unique:Why didn't any of you close the door!
Kendric:Calm down i we ain't finna snitch
Khai:you tryna get rid of it?
Unique:yeah...
China:We can help!
Dontrell:China your not even old enough to know what is
Micah:But anyway we can help you!
Unique:Um okay
Khai:Okay time too treat the patient
China:To the medical room!
Unique/Hiro:Medical room?
Caesar:Back in Brooklyn every time one of us got hurt are my dad would baby us even me and take us too the "medical room" and it was either the kitchen or the bathroom
Dontrell picked up Unique unnecessary and put her down in the kitchen Micah got peppermint oil from the cabinet with the help of standing on Kendric shoulders Micah gave the oil too Cyrus and he poured a lot on her neck
Khai:Cyrus thats to much!
Cyrus:Sorry!
Khai:Great it might get worse!
Unique:Oh no..
Jniko was playing sorta playing with Zepvion from what Hiro was looking at but what she was really doing was throwing the toys at him Zepvion started doing the same thing luckily there we're stuffed animals so Hiro didn't bother stopping them
Kendric:Its okay we can fix this! Uh china go get auntys aloe vera plant
China:Okay!
Cyrus:We're screwed if we cut that plant
Dontrell:Will hide it later
Don sliced the plant open and took some of the slimy stuff out and put it on her neck
Unique:eww
Hiro:Guys i think you should-
Unique: why is it tingling?! Make it stop!
Dontrell:Okay okay
Khai:Alright we can mark that off the list then

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