Discontinued! Big Hero 7 The Series (Hiro x Female Reader)

Fred's Bro-Tillion

Rest In Peace Stan Lee, We Love You 3000

"Lucky Cat special, funny side up." Cass said placing a plate of eggs and bacon on our table for Fred, who wasn't here yet. "Aw, it's so cute!" Honey Lemon  said smiling at the food. "I don't like my breakfast cute." Go Go said glaring at it. 

"The eyes, they follow you." Wasabi whispered. "Um, I think that's why Fred likes it." Hiro said. "He's got to ruin it with a lot ketchup though." I said, pushing the plate away from me a little. I don't need his blast of ketchup ruining my biscuits and gravy.

We hear clanking coming from behind the counter and look to see Cass beating her coffee machine with a rolling pin. "Come on! Work!" Hiro got up and walk over to the counter. "Maybe it's time to replace it."

"I wish I could just buy a new one, but they're too expensive!" Cass told him whacking the machine even harder. "Remind me never to mess with her." Wasabi said to us. The machine rattled and starts pouring coffee. "There, fixed!"

The coffee starts pouring faster causing it to overflow and pour out of the cup onto the floor. The machine starts steaming, as Cass and Hiro ducks behind Baymax. "I suggest you back away." A knob shots off the machine and starts ricocheting around the Café, destroying things and nearly hitting people. "Oops! Watch out! Sorry!"

The knob hits Fred's plate of funny side up, causing one of the egg yolk to shot onto Baymax's face, including a strip of bacon that makes it look like Baymax was smiling. "I will get it." Baymax said holding up his hand after the knob bounce pass him. Eventually the knob bounce into his big marshmallow hands. "I have got it."

"Uh, well maybe I can fix it?" Hiro said taking the knob from Baymax. The coffee machine rattles and steams before shutting down for good. "Can we still call it a coffee shop if we don't serve coffee?" Cass asked him.

"Fred's eggs didn't make it." Wasabi said looking at one of the ruin eggs. "That's probably for the best." I said. "Wait. Where is Fred?" Hiro asked noticing we're missing a member. "Scan indicates, Fred is not here."

"Should we be worried?" Honey asked. "We could worry or we could call him." Go Go said holding up her phone, when right at that moment her phone rings. "Or he could call us." He press answered and Fred starts screaming at us from the other end. "GUYS, EMERGENCY! HELP NOW!"

We suit up and flew over to Fred's machine, jumping into his room in battle mode! Only to see Fred was fine and was being pampered by Heathcliff. "This does not appear to be an emergency." Baymax said.

We got out of our hero suits and sat down to hear why Fred made us rush over here. "So, Fred uh... what's wrong?" Hiro asked him."this better be good." Go Go told him. "If you're looking for someone to cut your toenails, the answer is nooooo! Never again!" Wasabi told him.

"That hangnail was majorly infected, okay? A man can't operate on himself!" Fred told hind holding up his foot. "Freddie, why are we here?" Honey asked pushing his foot back down. "Because it's here. There's no escape. There's no hope."

"All right. Drama King, explanation now." Go Go told him. "It's my bro-tillion." Fred answered flopping face down on the sofa. "What'd he say?" Wasabi asked. "He's reptilian?" Hiro asked. "Oh, something with his costume." Bony said. "No, Bro. Bro-Bro-Bro. Bro. Bro."

"Heathcliff, Translation?" Go Go asked. "The time has come for Master Frederick's bro-tillion, a grand gala held in his honor. Where he will be formally presented to the city's monied elite." Heathcliff explained making me gasp. "No, no, no! You don't mean..." Fred came up next to me, we both look at each other with fear. "Yes, he does." Fred hugs me for comfort.