The fault in our mama...(Joe Tazuna x Buggs Bunny x Theodore Roosevelt)

Chapter Uno: What's up Doc?

It's a Fridat night. 8pm to be exact. Joe mama (tazuna) is going home after a late night of doing collage/. He;s exhausted and he feels very lonely ever since Sora got lost on a field trip. Joe mama yearns fro a new friend. "Oh sora why did you have to just get lsot like that?? Are you that much of a dipshit? :( I miss yo. " Joe was almost ot his dorm when SUDDENLY a certain grey furred man rabbit with hwite gloves appears!!!!!! "What's up Doc?" the man bunny replied seductively. "B-buggs bunny!? Ius that yuo!" joe mama replied." Yes it is I, boogs bunni. Yuore looking pretty hAwt today joe, want to come to my party? ;0" buggs winked ;) ." Is fretty fratbeer gonna be their?????" Joe poondered. "OHMIGOSH HOW DID YOU NOW???? Yes legendary rap lord and DJ Freddie Fratbear will be at me partie!! Come along Joe Tazuna." Buggs bunny speech. Joe shakes his head in acceptance and BUgs bunnie takes hym by da hand and leads him to duh party.

Ant the parte...

Fredi fratbear is playing wonderwall on the speakers. Next he will play two trucks while the many people are having the fun and dancing :) " Oh wow BOogs!!! THis parte is like so LIT" Joe tried to be cool and BUgs and angy. "Joe that's not how people dude, i need you to stop like right now>" Buggy snarled. "Ok babeeee :(" Joe almost cried but then Freddy fratbear started playin Two trucks(having sex) and Joe got very happy! "OoooOOoOOO I love this song!" Buggs scremed!! "Oh you love this song too? Maybe we should like, do what the song is saying... if that's cool?" Joe asked the furry grey rodent bunnyman. " Haha yuo mean holding hands right??? So kawaii desu-ne!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mishima whispered. "Oh that's not what i-" Joe drowned but then was interrupted by Judy Hopps who was screaming about how Keiji almost killed her but like no ones cares lol. "HE FUCKING HE HE FUCKIN TOOK A KNIFE AND LIKE FUCK MAN WHAT DO I DO CALL THE POLICE WAIT I AM THE POLICE WHAT DO I DO???" JUDY IS INSANE. But like no one cares like i said before so people just listened to two truckies unsteadd. "Wow someones on drugs, anyways my brother is yelling in the other room so i gotta bounce guys i'll check ya later." Mishima lied and ran away with his yaoi collection which was very robust. "Wow some epic party Buggs, I like.... Really love this part he but i think i need to go because i got calculator class tomorrow." Joe did tired and Buggs got wired. "Oh i didn't know you were such light weight Joe. That's kinda sad bro but i get it, anyways yeah i have dinosaur class tomorrow were studyit the dinosaur that they taught kids in the 70's that wasn't real." Buggs spoke words to Joe mama. "Hello everybody my name mark up liar havr you seen a rabbit name judy hoops? Iam hungy or i mean weered so please tell me TAT" Keiji from your turn to die was asking in the room but no one knew a thing byt they all congratulated him on his 50th fnaf let's play video (hello). "Oh thank you my fans i think im gonna vomit." Markiplier aka Keiji fell on the ground and maybe died maybe just so everyone left the party but Buggs had somtim to say to Joe mommy. "Joe... ummm i was wondering if you wanted to hangout at umm Chucke E Cheese (Charles Entertainment Cheese) if that's cool?We could even talk about calculators and fake dynosourz cause thats our majors hahahahah."Buggs pleaded. Joe mama was blushing and was exited with joy at the thought of eating Chuck E cheese with Buggs bunny."Sure buggs! Id love to eat chuck E cheese wythe you!! Maybe even play games and the give yourself a high five song dance?" Joe mama was shiting joy and Buggs knotted." Id live to Joe uwu :3" BUggs smirked and they both walked to they're dorms and said good night and sayonara.❍︎□︎⬧︎♒︎♓︎ ❍︎□︎⬧︎♒︎♓︎📪︎ ◻︎♓︎⬧︎⬧︎ ♌︎♋︎♌︎⍓︎ ♑︎♏︎⧫︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♐︎◆︎♍︎🙵 □︎◆︎⧫︎ □︎♐︎ ❍︎⍓︎ ⬧︎♓︎♑︎♒︎⧫︎📬︎🕈︎📫︎⬥︎□︎⬥︎ ⬧︎♏︎■︎◻︎♋︎♓︎📪︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ❍︎◆︎⬧︎⧫︎ ♌︎♏︎ ♋︎■︎ ◆︎■︎♎︎♏︎❒︎⧫︎♋︎●︎♏︎ ♐︎♋︎■︎✏︎✏︎✏︎ 💧︎◆︎♑︎□︎♓︎✏︎

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