TTYLXOX || an MCYT text fic

iii

A/N:
E: Hi haha remember us, it's been a while 😅😅
Lunas: yes. Its been months. Hi were sorry...
E: Yeah we're not even gonna try to make some lame excuse for our absence, let's focus on the fact that we're back!!! 😁 To everyone who voted and commented, thank you so much, the comments really got us excited to continue this fic HAHAHAHA! Now with the new chapter
Lunas: HOPE YOU ENJOY <33

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SAPNAP IS REAL (dream sucks)
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Lottie:
PIPER GET BACK HERE

THIS DISCUSSION IS NOT OVER

Piper:
I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU EVER AGAIN

I DON'T LIKE TALKING TO WRONG PEOPLE

All women do is lie 😔💔

Lottie:
I

AM

NOT

WRONG

Piper:
YOU ARE A "STRAWS HAVE TWO HOLES" APOLOGIST, YOU HAVE WRONG WRITTEN ALL OVER YOUR FACE

Lottie:
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD AGREE WITH ME WHEN I FIRST BROUGHT THIS UP

WE ARE BOTH C!TECHNOBLADE APOLOGISTS

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG

Piper:
WELL, YOU THOUGHT WRONG

BUT YOU ALWAYS THINK WRONG, SO ARE WE SURPRISED

Except for the c!Technoblade apologist part, you're very much correct there

I GOT OFF-TOPIC

LISTEN, A STRAW IS JUST ONE LONG HOLE STRETCHED OUT

Lottie:
IF YOU WERE TO ADD A HOLE IN THE MIDDLE OF A STRAW

YOU WOULD SAY THERE ARE 3 HOLES RIGHT?

NOT 2

Piper:
Okay, so imagine a button right? It's got 4 holes at the front. But since a button has two sides, would you say it has 8 holes?

Or

IF I WERE TO SHOVE YOU THROUGH A WALL AND IT CREATED A HOLE, WOULD THERE BE TWO HOLES FOR EACH SIDE OF THE WALL???

Lottie:
THERE WOULD BE A MURDER CASE

THATS WHAT THERE WOULD BE

George:
murder case??

why are we talking about murder cases?

Sapnap:
Scroll up dude, I've been watching this unfold for the past 3 minutes

Dream:
DID I HEAR ABOUT MURDER !!!

Piper:
FRICK LOTTIE YOU TOOK THIS TO THE WRONG CHAT

FIRST IT WAS THE CLASS GC, NOW IT'S OUR WATTPAD DREAM GC

I'm so so sorry GeorgeNotFound, Sapnap, and DreamWasTaken

Sapnap:
It's cool, I like free entertainment

George:
as long as there's no actual murder case...