"Friends" || FireWind

II

Food for all FireWind enjoyers

Includes bits of SeaMoon and SparklingHerb

And one other ship

Wind had no idea how long has been sleeping for.

When he woke up, he felt refreshed.

And unsurprisingly, the 2 lesbians did not leave.

"So how was you morning nap?" Fire asks playfully while fiddling with his phone

"...Thanks for not moving... How long was I asleep for?" Wind asks.

"Hmmm... At least... 50 minutes?" Fire said as he goes on his socials.

"Did anybody look at us?" Wind asks.

"Not that I know of, I didn't want to wake the little archy warchy up~" Fire joked.

"Fire, you are up to my chest, do you want to argue with me about who's taller?"

"My height is not the issue, I can fly"

"And I am so flexible that I can use my legs to push you down shortie" Wind replied.

"But I- I- I'm not THAT short?"

"You're below average, the PERFECT height for wanting to be the tiny spoon" Wind said.

In case someone asks what being the tiny spoon means, it's basically being the "smaller" the person in a cuddle.

"...Tiny spoon?"

Wind felt slightly relieved that Fire had no idea what spooning is.

Because if he did, oh boy will he suffer from being teased.

"You'll understand it eventually" Wind replied before drinking his somehow still hot cup of tea.

Ignoring the fact that the tea was slightly burning the inside of his mouth.

"But I don't want to feel like a kid that doesn't know anything!" Fire whined.

Wind put down his cup of tea "Sometimes... Ignorance is bliss" Wind replied.

"Not to me!" Fire protested.

"To me, it is" Wind replied.

It wasn't long until the 2 lesbians decided to leave.

The 2 boys also got up and Wind was actually... Somewhat prepared.

Sparkling watched from afar as the 4 gaygendaries leave before looking at Herb.

Admitedly, he was jealous of Sea and Moon because, well, they were dating and Sparkling wanted to date Herb.

...It won't hurt anybody asking Herb out right?

Soarkling went towards the garden again to see Herb putting away his gardening tools.

"Hey uhmm Herbie?" Sparkling asks.

"Yea?" Herb replied.

"Would you mind if... We... Uhh... Go out on like... A date when we're both free?" Sparkling asks awkwardly, blushing slightly.

"I would love too! Hoo-hoo" the hoo-hoo man has answered enthusiastically while blushing.

Moving back to the 4 gaygendaries of the apocalypse.

Shopping mall.

Why? Well... Sea wanted new dresses, something Moon thing. And Moon wanted Sea themed dresses... And a onesie... Soooooooo.

Fire just wanted to wander around the mall because... He never gets to wander around the mall that often.

Wind, however, is bored to death.

He's been in here... A few times before.

And since-

"Wind!" Fire all of a sudden grabs Wind's arm. "We need to buy you new clothes"

"What?!" Wind was a bit shocked. "Aren't my clothes perfectly fine though?"

"You wear the exact same thing! Even if you change out of your old ones, you only wear these!"

"You ALSO do that"

"...I guess we're both getting new clothes! C'mon! Sea's rich and she let me use her credit card" Fire immediately nyooms to a store along with Wind.

After an hour... Or 2... Or more... The archer and the spirit ended up buying a fuck ton of clothes from a shit load of shops and Wind wondered if these were too much.

His house DOES NOT have this much space to stuff all of his new clothes in.

Fire, however, has a walk-in wardrobe he never uses... AND he looks cute.

This, Wind loves, he loves to see a cute Fire but never admits it.

"I this too much?" Fire asks as he carries 2 tags full of clothes.

"Probably" Wind said as he carries 15.

"Sorry, I just want you to switch it up a bit"

Somehow, Fire managed to bump into another person.

A bit taller than him... And by a bit, I meant a lot.

But he was flying so eh, you get the point.

"Sorry" Fire said before moving out of the way.

"It's fine, just watch where you're going... Also wow, you're short for a legendary" The dark cookie said walking away with another cookie, one who's.. a lot whiter.

"I've never seen him before... And that's saying something... Cuz I live in the valley" Fire said he look at the two other... Cookies? Idk man.

"I've seen them before... I, however, don't remember their names thar well" Wind replied. "Although I'm pretty sure they're dating"

"How come?" Fire asks.

"I did see them kiss once a while back" Wind replied. "And... Was the shorter one's name... Espressy? Because the taller one kept referring to him as that"

"What about the white cookie?"

"A name that sounds like Mandarin... Mandelin??... Can't remember, oh well, let's just keep moving before we lose your sister and Moon"

(You should know them if you play CRK)

Fire and Wind found Wind a lot less clothes than them.

"The hell happened here? Wind, I didn't know you liked shopping!" Moon said cheerfully.

"I... Don't, Fire just picked them for-"

Moon gasped with joy.

"You let Fire pick out your clothes? Wind! That's so nice and unlike the usual you!" Moon was happy... And also surprised.

"Wait I-" Wind was about to protest until Fire put his finger on Wind's lips.

His face read "Just let her fangirl"

Wind sigh in defeat. He can't argue with cute FS, that's illegal.

They ended up dropping off their clothes before going anywhere.

Also, Moon has a shark onesie now.

And then, a nice long stroll around the ENTIRE kingdom because the legendaries rarely get to do that.

They have business to attend to.

And by that, I meant Fire was busy annoying Wind.

Wind was busy keeping Millennial safe.

Sea was... Somewhere... Underwater...

And Moon was busy taking a nap after a long night of visiting dreams, keeping cookies safe... Unless she has a scheduel wind Sea the next day, to that she says "Fuck y'all, my wife's more important"

Anyways, The end, I just wrote this in class

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