Mario and Meggy have done some training for the next Splat-fest.
Meggy: Thanks for helping me train for the next Splat-fest, Mario.
Mario: No problem, just make sure not to aim for Mario's spaghetti noodle next time.
Meggy: Of course!
???: Aww, isn't this cute.
Mario: Who said that?
???: Am I interrupting your little date?
Meggy: Who are you?
???: Who am I? You've never heard of...
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Desti: DESTI!!! The unstoppable leader of the Octoposse!!!
Meggy: Doesn't ring a bell.
Mario: Octopussies?
Desti: Let me guess? Meggy?
Meggy: How do you know my name?
Desti: Everybody knows who you are, you were the homeless kid, is your new boyfriend a rapist?
Meggy: Boyfriend?!
Mario: Rapist?!
Meggy: Well, everything's changed now, I've now got my own home and he's my best friend. And plus, I wasn't homeless, I lived like Kevin McCallister from Home Alone!!!
Mario: She was a beast.
Desti: Shut your mouth, human!!!
Desti shoots Mario.
Mario: Ow...
Meggy: HEY! Are you looking for a fight?!
Desti: Says the girl that failed in the first round of Splat-fest and has no parents.
Meggy: You take that back right now!!!
Desti: Oh BTW, I know who shot your father. It was my father!!!
Mario/Meggy: WHAT?!?!?!
Desti: I'll make sure to send you my autograph when the Octoposse win this year.
Mario: OMG, M- Meggy...
Meggy: Her father killed my father?!?!?!
Mario: What are we gonna do?
Meggy: We're gonna train extra hard.
13th April 2019...
Meggy: OK you lazy maggots, Splat-fest is in two weeks and I'm gonna all of you like your lives depended on it!
Mario: Don't worry, we got this, haven't we guys?
Tari: Um...
Luigi: Why did I get dragged into this?
After a bit of training, they moved onto the obstacle course.
