Mcsm Ask or Dare |Requests Closed|

Part 89 (Random)

Welcome back to Randomness! Just so you know, the little girl next to me is Alice, me and Ian's Gacha daughter. I do not actually have a child.

I found this meme, and I love it, so...

Ian: Welcome back, you two.

Me: Hi, honey!

Ian: So, what did you do at the park?

Me: Uh...

When Alice got home earlier

Alice: Mommy...? Daddy?

Me: *sitting with Ian* Yes, sweetie?

Alice: ... am I... Strange...?

Ian: No. Why do you ask?

Alice: Someone said that I was strange at the park...

Ian: ...

Me: ...

Alice: Mom... Dad...?

Me: Ian, can you finish dinner? Alice and I are going to the park for something.

Ian: Sure.

At the park

Alice: Mommy, why are you letting Aunt DarkAngel out? (yes, she calls DarkAngel 'Aunt')

Me: You'll see, honey. *pulls out megaphone*

DarkAngel: *talking to me in my mind* Time for pain, Irene?!

Me: *puts a wing around Alice* Yep.

DarkAngel: You start, I'll finish the sentence.

Me: Okay. *Ahem* Whoever put their hands on my kid, please come outside so I can peacefully

DarkAngel: BREAK YOUR LEGS!

Alice: (・_・;)

The guy in the distance: *begins running* ^(°<°)>

Me: GET HIM, DARK ANGEL!

DarkAngel: *races after him and takes him to my mindscape* Another friend!

Flashback over

Me: You don't want to know.

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Edmondo: *in Lukas's mind* Bro, did you know that all odd numbers have an 'e' in them?

Lukas: Bro, it's three in the morning.

Edmondo: T-H-R-E-E!

Lukas: BRO, I HAVE MODELING TOMORROW WITH JESS. SHUT UP.

Edmondo: OoooOooooo~. Modeling with the crush and her brother.

Lukas: Shut up, it's not like you like Jessica's Darkside.

Edmondo: (๑•﹏•) NOT TRUE. GOOD NIGHT!

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I finally decided on names for the bullies! They are now named Vanessa and Nero. (Also, upon me telling Vanny that one of the bullies is named like her, she was very ashamed that she shared the same name with her until they met and got to know each other). I also changed Vanessa's look to a more bushy-tailed animal.

Me: Hi, Iris, Hades! How was work?

Iris: Normal. A big dude came in and asked me to repair his car.

Hades: It as... eventful. One of my third graders nearly shoved an eraser up their nose and another cut one of the other's hair.

DarkAngel: *appears with Vanessa and Nero* Irene, I'm letting these guys out for a bit. Vannessa wants to meet Vanny.