It was any other day in the Dunphy house....
"Kids breakfast! Kids?, Phil would you get them?"
"Yeah just a sec" Phil answers.
"Kids! That is- okay, Kids? Get down here!"
"Why are you guys yelling at us when were way upstairs? Just text me all right"
"That is not gonna happen and wow! You're not wearing that outfit"
while Claire and Haley continued with their argument the front door opened revealing a small y/h/c haired girl and her dad.
"Hello the Mills are in the house"
"Tony!" Phil screamed jumping up attacking his best friend into a bone rushing hug.
"Hello Mr Dunphy, Mrs Dunphy, Haley" the younger girl spoke
"please its Phil and Claire Y/n" she heard Mrs Dunphy shout from the kitchen
Y/n slowly made her way into the kitchen taking a seat at the table, slowly followed by her dad and Phil.
"Anyway what's wrong with my outfit?" Haley asked
"Honey do you have anything to say to your daughter.... about her skirt?"
"Oh yeah, that looks really cute, sweetheart"
"Look good Hales"
"Thank you Dad and Tony"
"No. Its way to shot, people know your a girl. You don't need to prove it to them"
Everyone was silenced when Alex entered the kitchen
"Luke's got his head stuck in the banister again"
As soon as y/n heard this she burst out laughing, almost falling of her chair
"We got it. Where's your baby oil?" Tony asked his partner in crime.
"Its's on our bedside tab- I don't know. find it" Phil replied all flustered.
"Come on" Y/n shouted rushing into the hallway to see Luke.
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Claire and Phil:
"I was out of control growing up, there you know? I said it. I-I just don't want my kids... to make the same mistakes I made. I-If Haley never wakes up on a beach in Florida, half-naked, I've done my job"
"Our job"
"Right"
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"Vamos, Manny! Kick it! Kick it! Don't let him-Kick it!. Manny, go! A la derecha! A la derecha! No no no. He tripped him, Jay. Where's the penalty?" Gloria shouts
"Gloria, they're 0 to 6, lets take it down a notch"
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Gloria:
"We're very different, Jay's from the city. He has a big business. I come from a small village. Very poor but very, very beautiful. It's the number one village in all Colombia for all the- what's the word? Murders. Yes. The murders"
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"Manny, stop him! Stop him! You can do it" Gloria shouted
