I sauntered into the forest, I knew another bridge troll with the same sexy face and hot blue orbs must be here somewhere. The rain streamed down my face and my back and i felt like i would have a sneezing fit when I came back home.
suddenly i was attacked!!
A hot anemic vampire with a sexy bridge troll body hopped out behind the trees like the #girlboss he was
He lunged at my neeck and bit it and i cried in agony
SUDDENLY, i saw a huge punch and liam was standing right next to me OMG'
my own sexxy bad boy garden gnome bridge troll had come back for me
But, why me? I had never been as good as the other kids, and i was always slow
So why did he care about me?
"I always rescue my damsels in destressels from harry styles, that monster tries to steal me ladies wherever i go. We have major beef"
I sobbed tears of joy and then me and liam made out passionately.
YOU ARE READING
Liam Payne x Reader (strictly a work of satire)
ParanormalLiam met me on a bridge when he was a bridge troll, but I broke him out and now hes attached to me. GASP! I try to sell him off but he wont leave. I think he might be a chucky doll!!
