After Keith told me what to do which consisted of me making sure all his drugs was organized and counted. Not only counted but where they came from and where they are going to. Also let's not forget I had count all his money which was a lot if you don't mind me saying. Once he told me what to do he left and said he would be home late so don't stay up for him.
When I finished everything in the basement, I cleaned the house up because I don't want to hear his shit. He start bitching and moaning then threaten to kill me as always. I mean it's not a joke but he is kind of funny. Like I take him seriously but at the same time I don't. Once everything was cleaned I put my pjs on which was some old biker shorts and a white beater. And of course no bra. Lol.
I just sat in the living room flipping through channels until I found my favorite show. Rick and Morty was on and that is my favorite cartoon just consider a big little kid. As I was 10 mins into my show Keith came in around 1am.
"Wassup big head" he came in and flopped on the couch next to me.
"It smell good in here Casey"
"Yeah thanks I cleaned the house"
"Did you finish everything I asked you to do?" He questioned
"Yeah I put all the info on your bed so you can look through it" I said still paying attention to show because the best part was about to come up
"You like this show or something?" He asked
"Yeah and I would like it more if you stop talking" I said side eyeing him
"Smart ass" he said rolling his eyes and started paying attention to the TV
I continued to watch the show and Keith seemed to like it because he laughed at some parts. When the show was over , I turned the Tv off. And we sat on the couch together and it was a little awkward.
"How was you day?" I asked
"If I told you I would have to kill you so it was good day what about you ?"
"Um I did everything you asked me to and I clean the house that's about it so it was good"
"Good good. How old are you again?"
"19 why?" I questioned
"I'm just asking so you legal huh"
"Yeah I'm legal. how old are you?"
"Old enough little girl" he said smirking at me
"You the only person who gets on my nerves all the time." I said Turing my body towards him chuckling
"The feeling is mutual big head" he said turning his body towards me. Looking at me like I was a piece of candy but in a good way not a sex way.
"What is your go to pick up line to get a girl?" I asked him
"You really wanna know"
"Yeah" I said giggling to see what he was going to say
"Okay. Do your feet hurt?"
"No"
"I don't understand cause you been running through my mind all day" he said confidently
I tried to hold in my laugh in but I started laughing at him.
"Are you serious" I asked him while laughing
"Man whatever" he said fake mad
"Okay you got anything better?" He asked
"Yeah"
"Okay go ahead"
"I wish I was crossed eyed so I can see you twice baby" i said in a flirty way
" WHACK you lame as fuck" he said laughing at me
I flipped him off
"Whatever I did better than you"
"Nah I got better pick up lines and I'm smarter than you" he said
"Really now" I questioned
"Yeah how bout this . You can ask me any question and if I answer it wrong I'll give you $300 dollar right now but if I get it right I get to sleep in your room" he smirked
"Alright fine but If you get it wrong I get the $300 and I get sleep in your room and you have to sleep on the floor" I said
"Uhh sleep on my floor in my house you must be smoking that shit in my basement" he laughed
"So obviously you not smart" I said to get in his head
"I'm smart so that's a bet"
"Ight bet so what goes up but never comes down?" I questioned "you get 3 tries" I added
"That's easy. It's farts" he said confidently
"Nope nasty" I said laughing
"Oh umm God?" he questioned
"Nope one more chance"
"Damn time? I don't know" he said frustrated
"Close but no. HAHA LOSER" I said laughing at him
"So what's the answer ?smart ass"
"Your age. It goes up but never comes down" I simply said
"That's stupid. But I'm a man of my word so" he started pulling his wallet out and got closer to me. We was almost face to face and he whispered in my ear.
"I'll lose everytime if that gets your fine ass in my bed here you go little mama" then handed me the $300 dollars.
He got up and went to upstairs
"Now that's a good pick up line whew chile" I said to myself
