Camp Cretaceous incorrect quotes

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Ben about to fall off the monorail: now kids you may be asking how I got into this

Ben: well I don't fucking know either!
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Darius: hey can you pass the salt?

Sammy: what's the magic word?

Darius:...

Sammy: :>

Darius:* starts telling her about moby dick*

Sammy: OH GOD JUST TAKE THE SALT
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People who rout for Mitch and tiff: treat Mitch and tiff like you want to be treated

Ben and everyone else: kill them without hesitation
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Yaz: I don't see the whole point in the "will" thing, when I die everything's going to Sammy

Kenji: what if she dies before you?

Yaz: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT THE FUCKING WINDOW
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Kenji: read this *hands Ben a paper*

Ben: yes? (Read off paper)

Kenji: HE SAID YES!

Every camper beside Ben: WOOOOOOO

Ben: I-
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Everyone after learning Ben didn't turn the monorail the right way:

TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY
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Darius: what numbers do you hate the most? Go!

Kenji: 9

Yaz: 2

Sammy: 95

Brooklyn:0

Ben: nine eleven

Everyone:......

Ben: what?